Introduction

Greetings my new readers!  I am very happy that you have come to read my words, for my words are definitely worth reading! (At least I believe so.) To start, I shall commence with my tale of woe:

Morn twas upon the people of Portland,

The Sun clave asunder the horizon,

And lo and behold, Reed Murphy awoke!

And there you have it folks!  The terrible misfortune that struck Reed Murphy this morning!
He was sleeping soundly, dreaming deeply, wishing dearly that he wouldn't have to wake up early this morning (as in 6:00am), when suddenly his ten hidden alarms blared, reminding him that he had to wake up early this morning (as in 6:00am). 

If you are wondering how I know about this tragic event before it has made headlines, allow me to introduce myself.  I'm Reed Murphy.  And I've come here to show everyone, through my experiences, that even the most popular, talented, witty, muscular, good-looking people still have rough times.  This blog will definitely be inspiring.....inspiring what though?  I can't say for sure.  But at the very least, you'll have another thing to share on facebook! (As if you needed anything more...)

My main goal for this writing experiment is to provide comical material for all that want it, and really boring material for all that don't want it.

My sub-goal is to talk about anything interesting, puzzling, stupid, random, and basically just talk about whatever I want to, so be prepared!

I think that wraps things up very nicely!  I'll be posting really sporadically (word of the day!) so bear with me.  

Ciao!